OoOoOoOo mysterious snapchats
I was v cute this weekend
Robin Hood’s Bay, England
“How Soon Is Now?" | The Smiths
Today on Social Anxiety Theatre: mentally rehearsing elaborate justifications for completely innocuous actions just in case some hypothetical interlocutor demands an explanation.
The girl you just called hot? That me
The successful candidate will have a minimum of five years experience in a similar role, own their own transport, be related to someone I know and like, be proficient in Excel and kangaroo wrangling, have gold-plated nipples, and be willing to work full hours at minimum wage.
|—||the Ancient Greeks, probably (via witchyroryy)|
i don’t want to date any boys i just want to make them all wish they were dating me