Xbox, trance music, sister, I smell of spliff. Life is good.
allies are so weird because like they say they’re in full support of defending lgbtqa rights but as soon as one word is spoken against them they adopt a frankly terrifying standpoint of “without us you are nothing”
Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.
Look at this poor, impractical bastard.
The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.
Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.
Cheshire Cat innit.
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dress for the temperature u want not the temperature u have
fun game to play at family events: “how high can i get without anyone noticing”