May 2013
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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Someone come cook me something magic? (or make me mash and gravy that’d be great)
May 23rd
amoying: the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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I don’t want to be  your entire world, no. I would be happy just to be your morning coffee, your hanging car keys, your wallet. Something seemingly insignificant, but if lost throws off your entire day.
May 22nd
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It’s light outside and I’ve still not slept. WHEEEE
May 22nd
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scvlptures: depression is when you don’t really care about anything anxiety is when you care too much about everything and having both is just like what
May 22nd
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pancakeghost: I came to the realization that if Aziraphale and Crowley had a child, it would be Bernard Black. Think about it.
May 22nd
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Facebook? →
May 22nd
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If anyone fancies a chat that would be A+ and fab etc etc
May 22nd
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rufflebutts: shoutout to all the other ex-gifted & talented/honor student/straight a/senior editor/star student/99th percentile/once-creative burn-outs who have, since high school, realized they are truly miniscule fish in a giant, endless ocean, criticized themselves to the point of creative paralysis, and participated in so much self-sabotage they no longer see the point of doing anything...
May 22nd
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“Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone...”
–  When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating. It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry...
May 22nd
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[[MORE]]My friend brought me a charm to ward off evil spirits. Timing immaculate, as always.
May 22nd
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Anonymous asked: Why is the world so bad?
May 22nd
[[MORE]]Tucked up in bed because the world is not a safe place to be for me right now. Flatmate brought me his growly lion teddy from when he was little to look after me, left me a scarf that smells of him, promised to text all night, and said he loves me. Tonight is not good but I don’t know where I’d be without him.
May 22nd
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i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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3-4 hours sleep on a weekend and I feel fine and dandy, 4-5 before I go to work and I feel like death…
May 22nd
Also, once again, I’m tired of my flat being used like a fucking youth club. 
May 21st
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Donating money to charities and supporting my friends’ music etc. are really really important, but my primary concern is how I’m going to afford to feed myself. I love that I’m surrounded by people that are passionate about their cause, but for god’s sake what’s the point in taking care of someone else rather than myself?
May 21st
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clype: anyone who thinks that people who are on benefits are using that money on “extravagant purchases” obviously have no fucking idea how much money you actually get. Like we’re thinking ‘yeah, I need money for bills, rent, food, necessities, travel expenses, clothes, and some for emergencies but I think I’ll just buy this super expensive thing instead cos fuck it - I’m on benefits!’ When...
May 21st
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[[MORE]]I spent all day in bed while he was at work because I was really fucking miserable and he’s understanding of that but doesn’t get why I’m angry that there’s no food left. Christ.
May 21st
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catswithbenefits: cowboys dont roll joints. they tumble weed
May 21st
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Listen and you might say it’s self-indulgent you might...
May 21st
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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[[MORE]]Sad and stressed and I really need to have a chat but the flat’s always so full and now I’m afraid of ruining how happy we are when we hang out. I’m so tired of not being able to buy so much as a loaf of bread, tired of my shitty job and tired of having friends that are either really crap or really far away. Knowing what to do is fucking hard.
May 20th
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May 20th
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patrickandmarcus: Women’s complaints: We don’t make enough money, we’re hypersexualized, polticians vote over control of our bodies, we’re blamed for our own assaults Men’s complaints: They keep saying they hate us
May 19th
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carry-on-my-consulting-tardis: I have two moods  One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions there is no inbetween
May 19th
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3ridan: friendly reminder that some people don’t have any idea about different genders/sexualitys!! it is not their fault!! they just have not been told!! instead of instantly labeling them a -phobic or being angry at them, calmly inform them and educate them!! do not be a dick, spread awareness, not hate. (◕‿◕✿)
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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2 slices of toast later and I’ve somehow managed to get marmite EVERYWHERE Why does this happen every time??
May 19th
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“3 percent of the decision-making in media comes from women. That means 97...”
– Independent Lens, PBS “Wonder Women! The Untold Story of American Superheroines” It also means that 97 percent of how men are portrayed in media are decided on by men. Something to remind MRAs and their ilk of when they complain about the stereotype of men as inept slobs, bad fathers, etc in media...
May 19th
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instead of milk with my cereal i use wine and then also instead of my cereal i use wine
May 19th
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