Someone come cook me something magic? (or make me mash and gravy that’d be great)
amoying: the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams
I don’t want to be your entire world, no. I would be happy just to be your morning coffee, your hanging car keys, your wallet. Something seemingly insignificant, but if lost throws off your entire day.
It’s light outside and I’ve still not slept. WHEEEE
scvlptures: depression is when you don’t really care about anything anxiety is when you care too much about everything and having both is just like what
pancakeghost: I came to the realization that if Aziraphale and Crowley had a child, it would be Bernard Black. Think about it.
If anyone fancies a chat that would be A+ and fab etc etc
rufflebutts: shoutout to all the other ex-gifted & talented/honor student/straight a/senior editor/star student/99th percentile/once-creative burn-outs who have, since high school, realized they are truly miniscule fish in a giant, endless ocean, criticized themselves to the point of creative paralysis, and participated in so much self-sabotage they no longer see the point of doing anything...
Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone...– When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating. It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry...
[[MORE]]My friend brought me a charm to ward off evil spirits. Timing immaculate, as always.
Anonymous asked: Why is the world so bad?
[[MORE]]Tucked up in bed because the world is not a safe place to be for me right now. Flatmate brought me his growly lion teddy from when he was little to look after me, left me a scarf that smells of him, promised to text all night, and said he loves me. Tonight is not good but I don’t know where I’d be without him.
i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
3-4 hours sleep on a weekend and I feel fine and dandy, 4-5 before I go to work and I feel like death…
Also, once again, I’m tired of my flat being used like a fucking youth club.
Donating money to charities and supporting my friends’ music etc. are really really important, but my primary concern is how I’m going to afford to feed myself. I love that I’m surrounded by people that are passionate about their cause, but for god’s sake what’s the point in taking care of someone else rather than myself?
clype: anyone who thinks that people who are on benefits are using that money on “extravagant purchases” obviously have no fucking idea how much money you actually get. Like we’re thinking ‘yeah, I need money for bills, rent, food, necessities, travel expenses, clothes, and some for emergencies but I think I’ll just buy this super expensive thing instead cos fuck it - I’m on benefits!’ When...
[[MORE]]I spent all day in bed while he was at work because I was really fucking miserable and he’s understanding of that but doesn’t get why I’m angry that there’s no food left. Christ.
catswithbenefits: cowboys dont roll joints. they tumble weed
and you might say it’s self-indulgent you might...
[[MORE]]Sad and stressed and I really need to have a chat but the flat’s always so full and now I’m afraid of ruining how happy we are when we hang out. I’m so tired of not being able to buy so much as a loaf of bread, tired of my shitty job and tired of having friends that are either really crap or really far away. Knowing what to do is fucking hard.
patrickandmarcus: Women’s complaints: We don’t make enough money, we’re hypersexualized, polticians vote over control of our bodies, we’re blamed for our own assaults Men’s complaints: They keep saying they hate us
carry-on-my-consulting-tardis: I have two moods One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions there is no inbetween
3ridan: friendly reminder that some people don’t have any idea about different genders/sexualitys!! it is not their fault!! they just have not been told!! instead of instantly labeling them a -phobic or being angry at them, calmly inform them and educate them!! do not be a dick, spread awareness, not hate. (◕‿◕✿)
2 slices of toast later and I’ve somehow managed to get marmite EVERYWHERE Why does this happen every time??
3 percent of the decision-making in media comes from women. That means 97...– Independent Lens, PBS “Wonder Women! The Untold Story of American Superheroines” It also means that 97 percent of how men are portrayed in media are decided on by men. Something to remind MRAs and their ilk of when they complain about the stereotype of men as inept slobs, bad fathers, etc in media...
instead of milk with my cereal i use wine and then also instead of my cereal i use wine