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There are worse things you can do to the people you love than kill them.– Chuck Palahniuk (via fuckyeahpalahniuk) (via electricollection) (via libraryland) (via literatureismyutopia) (via languageisavirus96)
More drunk when I woke up than when I got in the house. What?
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I’ve been keeping a notebook for work, because despite being a sales assistant there is a fucking lot to learn on our department. Anywho, I’ve just written “DON’T PANIC” across the front and now I’m giggling to myself. Someone is over-tired.
thepopeofmope: munichairdisaster: cadaverique: Your Past Life David was a princess who lived in a little house with an imaginary friend. oh “Ben was a banana who fell in love with little boys.” I feel like I should be concerned about the creator of this site. “Tom was a king who lived in a mansion with old people.” Well… “Laura was a porn artist who fell in love with stray...
like-a-unicorn: Imagine you are a singer… AND you accompany yourself on the piano. You have a small dog who is your constant companion… and always watches you as you rehearse. Got the picture??? Now imagine that you are out of the house for a few hours… leaving the dog alone at home… with the video camera on. Here’s what happened while you were away.
I came home with every intention of being creative tonight in an effort to do something beneficial for me, but now I feel the overwhelming urge to write lists for everything, so here is a draft of my shopping list: Work shirts Underwear Sesame bars Cheap wine
I’ve decided I do quite like my new job. I’m so thankful it’s in retail as well, so many places won’t take you on if you don’t have experience in retail but they won’t give you that experience.
Stephen Fry: But there is only one absolutely surefire medical way of stopping hiccups, and that is -
David Mitchell: - death.
A Haiku About Getting Out of Bed
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theeverydaygoth: mad-lord: jennthemusical: a-walking-contradiction: wouldtherealworldevencare: para-moriarty: desiresmiles: reallysherlock: watsonisthebamfking: jennally: cheveuxroux: ladyhistory: rhulaurious: ezzysrandomloves: brennacedria: I’m the one throwing rainbows on everyone else. No matter how mentally unstable I seem, I swear...
comakid: i’m sad, you’re sad, let’s touch each other.
Me: But why would I want a picture of myself?
Mum: Stick it on your bedroom door, scare away the blokes.
Work was good. Quite happy about this job.
I APOLOGIZE TO ANYONE I HAVE EVER ATTEMPTED TO TALK TO I AM BAD AT TALKING TO PEOPLE
Today was a lot less painful than anticipated. Doctors was alright.[[MORE]] There was a student doctor in there though so I didn’t ask about meds. I guess I’m just making excuses for myself really
-br0kenlungs: hidd3n: beyoncebeyotch: today at starbucks this girl ordered a drink and told them to put the name “primrose everdeen” on the cup and when the barista called out the name she screamed “i volunteer as tribute” and everyone just stared at her OMG haha omfg