July 2012
phxdown:
one upon a time there was a princess in a tower and a prince came to rescue her
“fuck off” she said “the tower has wifi, does your horse have wifi? i didnt think so.”
“what” he said because this was not how fairytales usually went
so she pushed him out the tower window and then went and posted about it on tumblr
dylanmariah:
Postcards From Italy - Beirut
prairielullaby:
are you ever so involved in your own little world you actually forget most people are actually offended by things like nudity and certain clothes and body types and sexual orientations
radioactivemongoose:
I know when a statistic says something happens annually they mean that it happens over the course of a year
like “falling coconuts kill 150 people annually”
but I always image it happening annually, as in one day each year, coconuts set out on their great hunt
