and sappy songs about sex and cheating, bland accounts of two lovers meeting, make me want to give mankind a… beating.
To all the ones who thought they knew me best:
A test to prove your prowess
Who was mine in ninety-nine?
I want last names and current status
To all the ones who hated me the most:
A toast you really had me going for a second
I was nervous, boy, am I the poster girl
For some suburban sickness?
Better keep a healthy distance
Now it’s up to you know what to do
It’s pretty dirty business
A test to prove your prowess
Who was mine in ninety-nine?
I want last names and current status
To all the ones who hated me the most:
A toast you really had me going for a second
I was nervous, boy, am I the poster girl
For some suburban sickness?
Better keep a healthy distance
Now it’s up to you know what to do
It’s pretty dirty business
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| — | Dirty Business by The Dresden Dolls (via iamnotcalvinscot) |
The Dresden Dolls - Girl Anachronism
I might join your century
But only on a rare occasion
I was taken out
Before the labor pains set in and now
Behold the world’s worst accident
I am the girl anachronism
