bjorkadoresvowels answered: Pasta with cheese,mozzarella, chilli flakes, onion, and garlic because I just ate that and it’s the best hungover/comfort food going!
Ugh that sounds perfect
bjorkadoresvowels replied to your post: Hey guys, so I’m back online for a few nights. We…
I’m not v.good at rude personal questions but like hello how r u any good stories :) :)
Thanks for asking man I’m goooood, coming back to a house with central heating and food in the cupboards is weird though.
I’ve had some fantastic experiences with narcotics, sex, food, gaming, good company, and various combinations of the above.
bjorkadoresvowels replied to your post: Bought a bed for £1.04 on ebay. Sweet.
what is this witchcraft
I sacrificed a small child for it
bjorkadoresvowels replied to your post: Bedtime by myself has become so much more sad…
:( don’t be sad (or at least come and be sad w/me so we can drink and swap stories about sadness)
Nope that sounds good too
bjorkadoresvowels replied to your post: I need to stop calling myself “Twinkle Tits”…
you are my goal in life tbh
My purpose in life is to give you something to aim toward bby
bjorkadoresvowels replied to your post: bjorkadoresvowels replied to your post:…
that’s one place you like so you already won ;) If you town has anything as fancy as a bar you win. I also left the country to avoid this place…
It’s beyond shitty but there are like six semi-decent people there and we put our own music on. Terrified of being murdered while I make my way there, but such is life.
bjorkadoresvowels replied to your post: bjorkadoresvowels replied to your post: Swear half…
you don’t hate your hometown like I do though I’m pretty sure most people don’t
Ohoho I beg to differ good sir.
With the exception of the bar I pretty much live in, you would be rather the fucking surprised one.
bjorkadoresvowels replied to your post: Swear half of my minor life problems will be…
worked for me
Ugh fuckin’ decisionsss
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we should research and then right a book on it, it’ll be the new Atkins diet and we will make our fortune and everyone will look at our butts in awe
“Super Butt Toning for Sexy People of the Internet”
bjorkadoresvowels replied to your post: bjorkadoresvowels replied to your post: Because of…
is there any way of exercising one butt cheek that doesn’t involved breaking yourself sigh the irony of life
Totally going to look into this. It’s not fair I just want a really nice, fairly even bum.
bjorkadoresvowels replied to your post: Because of the cast I’m walking really differently…
my butt is like this anyway at least yours makes sense ;)
Genuinely considered doing my left foot in once this is done so I have the cutest butt in the world, but then I wouldn’t have the money to go anywhere and show it off :(
bjorkadoresvowels answered your question: Fill me in?
Basically the most important thing is that I’m ginger now tbh
You’ve joined us. I’m proud of you.
bjorkadoresvowels replied to your post: Sometimes I look at my life and just think “Yes.”…
that tag is my life
