Princess of Denial.
Little madam’s been asleep on my bed all day. I think she spends more time there than I do.Booted her three times by accident in my sleep and she still loves me. 

Little madam’s been asleep on my bed all day. I think she spends more time there than I do.
Booted her three times by accident in my sleep and she still loves me. 

She’s been sat there like that for about half an hour. I don’t know what I did wrong but it must have been something.

She’s been sat there like that for about half an hour. I don’t know what I did wrong but it must have been something.

We know all the words to all the songs on American Idiot and we do not give a fuck.

We know all the words to all the songs on American Idiot and we do not give a fuck.

Even the cat’s bloody exhausted.I will be so so glad when my exams are over. 

Even the cat’s bloody exhausted.
I will be so so glad when my exams are over. 

My little nurse is having a sleep now.

My little nurse is having a sleep now.

She’s just been sat there with her leg up in the air for about ten minutes. What a tool.

She’s just been sat there with her leg up in the air for about ten minutes. What a tool.

I don’t think you guys have ever met my cat…

I don’t think you guys have ever met my cat…