I am drink’d.
Wine at Uncle T’s restaurant, and it would have been rude to say no to the third double rum from daddy down the pub.
I never go for food or drinks with the family. It was nice.
Also, green dress makes my boobs look almost as fab as the red one.
This has been a post. 

I don’t know what to wear tonight HALP

dark-eyed-dre4mers replied to your post: Trying to work up the courage to cut the neckline…

you can do it Laura I believe in you c;

Thank you for helping me through this hard time I couldn’t have done it without you bbz xoxo

I always end up looking nicest when I have to go to work.
I should be at a party, on a date, being pinned up against a wall. Anywhere but selling mediocre clothes to pensioners.

I know y’all have had a lot of my face today. I won’t apologize.
Just wanted to remember how fucking glorious my hair looks. I hope it wears properly while I sleep. 

Don’t think I’ve worn this dress since prom.
Might parade round Whitby in it tomorrow for shits and giggles. 

Little madam’s been asleep on my bed all day. I think she spends more time there than I do.
Booted her three times by accident in my sleep and she still loves me. 

I’m such a good older sister y’all don’t even know

I’m hooome.
Best weekend ever. 

Straight in from one person’s living room floor to get showered, pick up new clothes, and head out to someone else’s for the weekend.
Don’t miss me too much guys. 

Oops?
I’d feel bad about it, but I think I got over that after the tub of Philadelphia and entire box of gumdrops.
I’m the healthiest I’ve ever been in my life right now.
Go kiss my “big fat” arse <3 

Family go to Malta for almost two weeks- bring me back a pirate ashtray.
Nice to know you thought of me. Thanks guys, I’m touched. Really.

I don’t think I could deal with much more happy.
I believe it calls for a celebratory night in.