Princess of Denial.
Voldemort and Hedwig

Voldemort: If you were to create a Horcrux(s), what would it be and why?
I’d choose little inconspicuous things that mean a lot to me, so my favourite zippo lighter would be my first choice. I think my second would be either my hipflask that reads “girls with class don’t need a glass” or the little pillbox that lives in my handbag.
Speaks volumes really. 

Hedwig: If you went to Hogwarts, what kind of pet would you bring? (ex: cat, owl, rat, frog)
Oh, cat, no two ways about it. I am the pissy cat lady. A black one, preferably, maybe with little white socks.

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yaaaaay well done laura!! ;D<3
Well done! That’s fantastic.

You guys are excellent and also thank you so much. I feel like I need to do something now but all I can manage is kind of dancing about squealing

thepopeofmope replied to your photo: Getting really tired of internet bullshit. Fuck it…

Is that wine glass sporting some sort of fantastic curve or am I blind

It’s made like that. Ma’s best friend gave it to me for my eighteenth because “it looks like it’s drunk”

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Moving to anywhere called ‘Goole’ is just asking for a nervous breakdown tbh

Babe you don’t even know the half of it, it really is a hole. I’d be living with one of my best friends (who is gorgeous and I’d get to stare at him first thing on a morning ugh) and it’d be great just not there:(

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BUT WHAT ABOUT PORN

I own a mirror that’s all I need bcoz I’m hot as fukkk

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Butbutbut you can get drunk at the computer.

The computer doesn’t buy me Jäger, call me hot as fuck, and let me sleep on its floor though.

thepopeofmope replied to your post: Internet free July? What kind of fuckery is this?

I think you should cut the social life bit.

I’ve already been offered a night out before it even starts, if it means more opportunities to get drunk then no chance matey.

It&#8217;s once in a blue moon I post these but aw how fab is this set of people.(thepopeofmope, fleurdelanuit, billyconnolly, unicornsrhawt, paintedrainbow, bollykecks, homosexistentialism, funerali, pyratenemo)

It’s once in a blue moon I post these but aw how fab is this set of people.
(thepopeofmopefleurdelanuitbillyconnollyunicornsrhawtpaintedrainbowbollykeckshomosexistentialismfuneralipyratenemo)

thepopeofmope replied to your post: So yup okay I think I’m in love with Dylan Moran.

But of course.

It’s not even healthy, I just sat and whined over What It Is. Twice.

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Jealous. I’m all out of Lush, I have a load of Veganese and Dream Cream left but no more Seanik or Grass. Bastards have put the prices up.

thepopeofmope replied to your photo: Lush and Regina Spektor. Today has been…

WHAT DID YOU GET AT LUSH

Caca Rouge henna. Haven’t done anything to my hair in so long I felt I deserved it.

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*hugs* I’ll be over with pizza and fags in a mo.

Ugh beautiful.