Bitches love paper tiaras.
27: What is your height?
I’m about 5’7” -ish
9: What do you want to happen this year that didn’t happen last year?
It’s a little cliché but I’d like to lose a bit of weight.
I’m one of those Southerners who don’t use T or H, R/L = W, TH = F/V, ER - A. Also I’m actually a hobbit from the Shire and I’m 4 ft tall, as can be proven by most of my fb photos.
COME TALK AT ME
It’s okay, they can’t understand me with my long, long a’s. This is almost going too far, I’d like to point out that the only problem I have with the North is the rain.
People constantly tell me I sound american because of my elongated vowels. Thank goodness for elocution.
Bloody soft southern git.
Not really, I seldom venture North of London! Oh and Lancashire to see my Gran but it’s all retired/commuting Southern millionaires with barn conversions round that way. Also: I don’t believe in the Midlands. It’s just North really.
Please, for your own safety, do NOT say that out loud ever…
Taking the piss out of Northerners is basically my only hobby. True fact.
You shall lead a sad, endangered life, my friend…
purpleoncomingstorm said: Same, something seriously fucking wrong with my room! I’ve dragged an electric heater up here and it seems to be doing fuck all D:
Weather seriously needs to sort itself out man. It took me about three hours to stop shivering.
thesuninidaho said: Because the North. Jk the South ain’t so warm either right now.
And YOU’RE a brave’un saying that to a northerner…
I have no answer for you. But mine shall be a tattoo of Sylvia Plath’s drawing of an umbrella. Yes.
I like this. This is a good thing.
My happy-18th-Rex present is going to be a Plath-based tattoo. You understand me.